Don's letter to the editor:

Recently a couple of state senators were censured by the democratic party for bribery. How can this be?  I was under the impression that the Supreme Corp (sic) jesters had legalized bribery by reaffirming that corporations are people and that money is free speech.  If so, isn't the contractor with a fist full of dollars merely giving the senator his opinion?
If we're going back to calling this bribery and corporations are people, let's arrest a few.

I know that Don's not smiling, but can you see the twinkle in his eyes?

Happy Birthday, dear husband